My new friend Tina from China

15 07 2008

Dear friend (wow, I feel like we ARE friends),

     I am Tina Meihwa from China (Hello, I am Bill from United States), I send you this message because I think everyone need health (You know you’re right, what have if no health?). You are healthy enough (Oh stop), but nobody refuse to be more healthy. Maybe you are beautiful girl, maybe you are handsome boy, or grandmother (Tina, you know me so well), we congratulations on your health . We produce infrared sauna rooms to help people become much more strong, much more beautiful, handsome (This sounds perfectly safe Tina, please go on).

     …We mainly use the global SPA phototherapeutics(?!?) through human body’s five senses: sight, smell, hearing, taste and touch to please their mind and body, Which can make people’s dream come true such as healthy, beautiful and joyful (Healthy, beautiful, and joyful being the 3 inalienable rights).

Best regards,
Tina Meihua

I’ll be sure to post a review of my new global SPA phototherapeutics infrared sauna room just as soon as the funds clear Mr. Muhammadu’s account in Nigeria (I know what you’re thinking, but this is rock solid - he’s the son of the Minister of Tourism).





Warren Buffett bets hedge funds can’t beat the market

10 06 2008

Fascinating news from money.cnn.com: Warren Buffett reaffirms his distaste for sophisticated investment vehicles, this time putting up some serious cash to back it up. Well, serious for me. Probably not for him.

The Sage has bet Protege Partners, a fund of hedge funds, $1 million (sort of - more on that in a minute) that, net of all fees, the Vanguard S&P 500 index fund will beat the average of 5 funds of hedge funds chosen by Protege over the next 10 years. Although it’s not disclosed, you can assume that Protege itself is one of those 5. The bet took effect on Jan. 1 of this year. Each party put up $320,000 to purchase a Treasury bond that will be worth $1 million at the end of the bet, at which time the money goes to the winner’s charity. This is apparently a standing offer that Buffett made in May 2006.

Seems to me that Buffett is just toying with these guys. “Sure, I’ll take your bet. Knock yourself out, kid.” As for Protege, they already got their money’s worth. Not everyone gets to make a bet with Warren Buffett, let alone a big one. However, if Buffett wins (60% likely according to Buffett, 15% likely according to Protege) I’m sure it won’t be reported. It’s no longer news when Buffett makes the right bet. Now if Protege wins, then they’ll make a big deal out of it. But this bet is all about the PR value right now, not financial performance 10 years from now. In that respect, Protege’s money was well spent.

As intriguing as hedge funds are, I’m an index fund guy - I subscribe to Mark Cuban’s theory that the best investment is made with an information advantage, which you and I don’t have in public companies. However, it’s simply not practical to invest your meager savings in startups where you can have an information advantage. That leaves index funds as the most reasonable investment. Fees, transaction costs, and management expenses drain most mutual funds and hedge funds of the really good returns. I’m with Warren on this one.





My worst nightmare

3 06 2008

I love cycling. That’s why I probably take notice more often than your Average Joe of car-related cycling deaths, which happen all to frequently.

So when I saw this image on CNN, I literally gasped:

Be careful out there people. And please - PLEASE - watch out for cyclists.